Oh how I miss my burritos
I don’t watch too many television shows, I go out. You know. Outdoors, where the sun and other humans are.
There’s other humans on the TV! I mean I go out too, I’ve go to basketball games all the time.
Oh. You’re American, I forgot. I’m not really into sports.
What do you like watch on TV for entertainment then?
If you think I’m over the fact that The Spurs lost, you’re wrong
And now they’re at the bottom of the pool. Have fun.
I will have fun, thank you.
Alright. For starters, half of your suitcase is already being poured on as we speak.
Your petty attempts to make me upset are going to get you nowhere, I hope you know that.
It’s adorable how little you know. Sooner or later you’ll learn I do get what I want. And what I want is you to run home crying.
It’s adorable how much you underestimate my intelligence. Challenge accepted, please bring it on. I would love to see you try.
Welcome to England, you little fuck. You have barely been here for a few hours and I already hate your existence. I promise you’ll be miserable within a day or so.
Well at least it was a welcome. It’s cute that you think I care what you think of me, at all. Well if you want me to be miserable, I’ll be sure to be the opposite, sweet pea.
Wuss. My opinion of you won’t change if you say a mean word. And then you began to destroy your own. I feel like now is the perfect opportunity to rub the whole healthcare thing in your face. I had no problem with Americans until a prick had to ruin my senior year by moving in the room next to mine. If you love your country so damn much, you should have stayed there! Aren’t you guys stationed around the middle east, doing what you so please, getting involved in wars that you have no business being in? That’s destroying lives for no reason. You needing to get in the middle of things isn’t saving anybody. A man killed 20 children, then his mother, then himself.
I don’t care if your opinion of me changes or not, kid. I’m not exactly sure you can say our healthcare crisis is destroying each other. That’s a little extreme. No one said I loved my country. I’m the first person to admit that America is wrong in most things, I’m just pointing out some historical facts that you might have wanted to know. Didn’t you help us in this war in the middle east so that doesn’t make you any less guilty. At least I am able to acknowledge the fact that my country has been wrong before. Well why did you become a host if you’re not even going to welcome the person who is assigned to live with you. Hosts are are supposed to be hospitable, you know.